Yes, I'm a pretty funny guy; but I write this piece in all seriousness. It's a cry out for help.... by both me and the new CW Show, Play2Win. Keep reading, then you'll understand.
Dear Executive Producers of Play2Win:
At first your game was nothing more than a train wreck that I had to keep watching over and over, then suddenly I realized that the show has a lot of potential. You just need some comic relief. The mummified girls are perfect for the beer-bellied straight man, but trust me he's falling alseep by 2am. Every late night show needs a few good gay men. We appeal to the gays (who are up at this time getting high and buying things on QVC) and the ladies (strange, but true).
I mean, seriously, look at the late night rundown: Will & Grace leads into Frasier, According to Jim, South Park, then Play2Win. Don't get me wrong, I see the trend to compete with Adult Swim on Comedy Central; but imagine the potential that your sometimes boring show could have with two gay guys!
My gay best friend and I would be perfect for your show. We would spark some controversy (not because we're gay, but because we argue about everything). Throw Ronnie Hokanson and Anthony Lago (that's a cheap drop of our names) on the show for at least one segment. We'll liven up the audience and piss some people off. That's all that show needs.
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(with a Bachelors of Sciene in Broadcasting who studied acting at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts)