Eva Longoria says she ain't dykin' it up with Beyonce. 

"Stop the madness," Longoria told People magazine. 

"Beyonce and I just did the L'Oreal event a couple of days ago and we were like, 'What is the deal?'” Longoria said. 

“Believe me, I would love to work with Beyonce one day. She's so talented. But this is definitely not something we are doing together... What makes me crazy is that there are quotes out there, quotes from me saying it's true... But in fact it's not true.

And [there are] quotes of Beyonce saying it's about time we had a female 'Brokeback Mountain'. And we're like: 'We never said that,'" she concluded. 

So sorry guys and girls who like girls... these aren't your ladies.