Sanjaya Malakar to appear on David Letterman's show
Sanjaya Malakar has gotten more attention for losing on American Idol than anyone else ever has. As a matter of fact, the androgynous Idol reject will appear on the David Letterman's show on Monday, April 23.
Sanjaya will present a top 10 spoof of himself titled, "Top Ten Little-Known Facts About American Idol's Sanjaya." gaysocialites.blog managed to get an advanced copy of the Top Ten list, and it is as follows:
10. Hides meatballs in his hair for late-night snacking
9. Illegitimate child of Justin Guarini and Kelly Clarkson
8. Recently fired by Alberto Gonzales
7. Once sang to a man just to watch him die
6. His real name is Fred Smith
5. Actually named after the 11th herb and spice in the Colonel's secret recipe
4. He's 70 percent "San" and 30 percent "Jaya"
3. Parents named him based on letters they drew in a game of Scrabble
2. Despite numerous attempts, Angelina and Brad have not been able to adopt him
1. Only contestant who hasn't slept with Paula Abdul
Late Show with David Letterman airs Monday, April 23 (11:35 PM ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.