George Michael gets sitcom deal
As if America doesn't have enough crazies, George Michael is evidently headed this way to star in his own sitcom.
“I'm going to have the most phenomenal year - even though there are people who'd like me to experience a tough time," Michael said.
"There's an American tour planned and I'm starring in a big US comedy drama called Ellie Stone with Johnny Lee Miller. The writers want to name each episode after my songs," George added.
Mr. Michael has no acting experience, but tons of star power! ha ha ha This will be a whole new world of parks to have gay sex in and weed to smoke before driving the streets. Paris Hilton may have some competition.