A HOT New Podcast: Instant Gratification! Get Some Today!
Haaay! The premier episode of the hot new podcast "Instant Gratification" is here! Luke Miller (me) and Edward Nelson are two young gay men living in Sacramento, CA, living it up as best they can in such a dull town. Along with a cast of hilarious characters, Edward and I will make you laugh (and maybe even a little turned on!). Here's a little look at the characters introduced in Episode 1:
- Gary Lovelady, ladies man and lounge lizard. Talks dirty and reads hilarious Craigslist missed connections and want ads.
- Bootsy Lalaine, Tennessee native and purveyor of "fine adult cinema." Along with Langley (below), she talks celebrity gossip. Think Britney Spears, only trashier.
- Langley McCallister-Constantine-Silva-McGee, Hollywood socialite-wannabe mom. Only a mere 29... 34... 37... 39 years old, she's still young enough to know how to have a good time between a healthy combination of Xanax and liquor. Could substitute for Dina Lohan in a hearbeat.
There are more characters on the way, and lots of ideas and improvements! For Episode 2 expect some live interviews straight from mid-town Sacramento's own "Second Saturday" art and fashion street fair, more great music, and appearances by a few new characters!
One of the most exciting features of Instant Gratification is the L.O.L. segment, which stands for "Loser on the Line." We all know those creepy people who want your phone number, (530) 683-1331, and you finally just give it to them so they'll go away, resigning to screen your calls for the next few months. Well now, simply give them our L.O.L. phone number and listen to the show! They call the number and get a generic voice mail, leave a message, and then comes the best part: We will be playing messages from creepies all over the country on the air!
Don't miss out on all the fun of Instant Gratification! If you want to check it out (and I can't see why not), click either of the podcast's hosts below to go to the show's website. From there you can listen straight in your browser or subscribe (for free) on iTunes!