Lily Allen is a HOT MESS
Wow, what a weekend. So much drama, so little bandwidth.
Hot Mess at Porky's on Sunday was definitely a Hot Mess. The place was packed with D-Listers who think they are A-Listers and their "people" who caused a crazy stir over the dumbest things.
Let's start with singer Lily Allen. While I spent most of my night explaining to people who Lily Allen is, I dedicated the first few minutes to scratching my head wondering why Ms. Allen was in New York when she was supposed to be in Austin, Texas for the Mix 94.7 summer concert. Can you say no- show? Lily Allen is totally a hot mess.
Not only did Allen's new lap dog Jason Preston attempt to go diva because the VIP area wasn't exclusively available for little Lily, but Mr. Preston also rushed the DJ trailer demanding that music master Steve Sidewalk cut Amy Winehouse's "Rehab" mid-song because Lily doesn't like Amy. I guess someone is jealous that her overseas counterpart hit big in the US while Lily is... a hot mess. Regardless, Preston insisted that he sent a song list of no-no's in Lily's presence. Any such list has yet to be found.
The kicker: No pictures please! The pic above (with Jason Preston) is the only photo Ms. Allen allowed all night, and it was outside the club on her way to her cab. I guess Lily didn't want to be spotted with the bottle and cigarette butts on her table, but Jason insists those empty glasses didn't belong to Lily. She's a good girl ya know. mwahahahahaha.
Who is Lily Allen? She's a hot mess! I would, however, like to thank Jason and Lily for stopping by, to say the least.
In addition I spotted another d-lister, Peter Stickles, running around in his underwear (why anyone would take all of their clothes off and run around a nightclub half naked is wayyyy beyond me!) D-listers do the darndest things. Sidebar: Who is Peter Stickles? He's a hot mess too. Stickles was also in the movie Shortbus (ok, I admit - I never saw that movie!)
I was VERY impressed with another high profiler who popped in to show his off his hot mess. Umbro designer Kim Jones stopped by and was more than charming. While I haven't worn Umbro's gymwear since junior high, Jones was definitely my superstar of the evening! Where does one get Umbro's these days? Swag bags? hint, hint!
Hot Mess just keeps getting messier. You never know what celebs are going to pop in, and next week they're celebrating Jason Preston's birthday. Let's see who he can pull out of the wood work for that one, shall we?
Comments
who cares about lily allen? amy winehouse would be fun to get wasted with!
Posted by: rockette | June 12, 2007 12:29 AM
Jason is sooooo HOT!!!!!!
Posted by: Lily | June 12, 2007 6:15 AM
OMG Lily Allen!!! Her cd is in constant rotation at my store! I so wish I went to Hot Mess this Sunday. ARGH!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Charlie | June 12, 2007 10:19 AM
i was there , jason was a diva , but lily was really nice . she didnt ask for anything , infact i asked her if she needed anything just to ask me , and she replied , if i need a drink ill go to the bar , but thanks . Also I didn't know who she was and I said to her , everybody says you're famous . she said , well i can't be very famous if you don't know who I am , she was very down to earth .
Posted by: hotmess | June 12, 2007 11:07 AM
Lily was so down to earth, Jason on the other hand was playing the Diva card.
if he only knew what was said about him behind his back by his "friends"
Posted by: Anonymous | June 12, 2007 12:32 PM
HAHA... peter stickles... i recognize him. he's on the here network in the lair. COOLBEANERS. . . i mean beans
Posted by: Mikel | June 12, 2007 10:13 PM
where can i find candid photos of this event. im interested in some jason!
Posted by: Peten | June 13, 2007 10:34 PM
JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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Posted by: alou | June 15, 2007 8:04 AM
LILY ALLEN is one of the most down to earth people you could possibly find amongst all the new up and coming Singers and Top Live Acts! on the planet, check her out at a gig near you.! or deff her latest CD is worth a look,(original) - Ms Allen and NO she dosent lip sync either, unlike most other acts.! peace out, love to you all.!
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