Paris Hilton released from jail for mental reasons
It's a shame that I have to report that Paris Hilton has been released from jail after only three days behind bars.
Just when I was starting to somewhat respect Miz Hilton for hiding her pride and serving her debt to society, the Sheriff's department decided to put Paris on house arrest and release her from jail.
Hilton was fitted for her ankle bracelet this morning and sentenced to 40 luxurious days in her 4000 sq ft. West Hollywood mansion! It's a tough life, I know!
Los Angeles County Sheriff's Dept. spokesperson, Steve Whitmore, said Paris was "reassigned" due to a medical condition, but Whitmore said he couldn't say what that condition was for confidentiality reasons. TMZ is reporting that Paris's shrink advised cops that she wasn't in good mental health.
Who in Hollywood IS in good mental health? Does this mean if one of Paris' inmates is in bad mental health that she too can go home?
According to TMZ.blog, after the 40 days are up, Whitmore says Paris will have "fulfilled her debt to society."
Comments
yeay paris!
i can sleep again
and go buy more glitter.
Posted by: Logan | June 7, 2007 02:44 PM
how infuriating!
Before i just wished paris being anally raped in prison, now i wish her a massive almost-fatal beating...
WHO THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS! EVERYONE WHO GOES TO PRISON IS PROBABLY SUFFERING FROM SOME TYPE OF PSYCHOSIS!!! YOU SPOILED LITTLE BITCH, WASTE OF SPACE AND AIR!!!
Posted by: Amber Atkins | June 7, 2007 05:34 PM
i am SO elated that the county realizes the trauma that jail is to someone like paris.
pedestrians like you, amber, will never understand it.
Posted by: cm | June 7, 2007 07:08 PM
i am SO elated that the county realizes the trauma that jail is to someone like paris.
pedestrians like you, amber, will never understand it.
Posted by: cm | June 7, 2007 07:08 PM
So sorry to have offended you Mommy Hilton...
Posted by: Amber Atkins | June 7, 2007 09:31 PM
Amber rocks!
Posted by: Nicky | June 8, 2007 11:20 PM