Call Matt Lauer and have him on stand-by because, Britney Spears is about ready for another cooky interview.

Mama Spears is either just freakin' crazy or she is headed a nervous breakdown. You decide.

Let me lay it out for you:

1.  The girl has had two vicious run-ins with the paparazzi in two days.  In one incident she flipped a lid on a photog who was snapping her on the side of the road as she pulled over to check on Sean Preston in the back seat.  Britney reportedly called the heavyset photographer "fat f**k" and a " f**king p***y."  All this while her kids were in the car.  On a separate occassion, Britney was doin a bit of shopping and tried to enter Lisa Kline's clothing store on Robertson Boulevard.  As she did, Team Spears cleared a path for her and the paps went wild!  As a result, one of Brit-Brit's body guards had to rough someone up and the cops were called to the sceen.

2.  Ms. Spears yacked on her Gucci dress during a photo shoot with Ok! Magazine.  On top of that, OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens said the magazine had "spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad."  Boo-fucking-hoo.  She's a rich bitch with a lot of potential at her finger tips.  And yes I'm bitter.

3.  Britney is telling friends that she is pregnant.  A source told NW magazine: "She's been secretly filling her pals in on the good news since last week. Britney is in shock herself, this definitely wasn't planned. She's thrilled just the same."  Rumor also has it that Britney's new spawn will have two parents on Team Britney.  The first of course is her tragic mother, Britney herself.  The second could be Spears' former lover and counsellor John Sundahl or her bodyguard Daimon Shippen.

4.  The woman is bald and wears bad wigs for goodness sake.

A break-down is inavoidable.  Let's just hope she gets it out of her system before this new album drops... unless she's just over....