"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" leaked online

The latest Harry Potter book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" has been leaked online!
Websites are abuzz after the latest installment of the boy wizard's adventures leaked to the web.
"Deathly Hallows" is under lock and key until midnight on Saturday, but 495 pages of the 794-page book were posted on piratebay.org.
The book's American publisher, Scholastic Books, would neither confirm nor deny the authenticity of the Internet postings. I guess those who give a damn will see for sure on Saturday!