Britney Spears may have ruined her music career, so she's taking a page of yours truly and becoming an nightclub host.

Britney will host the grand opening of LAX nightclub at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas on Aug 31st.  The crazy thing is that she was the club's first choice! 

Don't get me wrong, Britney is such a hot mess that anyone would come out to see her, so it was probably a good decision.  Speaking of Hot Mess, it would be nice to see Britney stop by her mother ship one Sunday (aka Hot Mess at Porky's).