Hot Mess of the Week: Britney Spears
We've started a new tradition here at gaysocialites.blog, called the Hot Mess of the Week. Not only is it a cheap plug for our Sunday night party at Porky's in NYC titled "Hot Mess," but it is also a way to share in someone else's unfortunate existence.
Our first ever Hot Mess of the Week is Britney Spears!
This week, Britney has been smacked with papers from ex-husband Kevin Federline in which he demands full custody of the couple's two children, Sean Preston and Jaden James.
Britney is also accusing her mother, Lynne Spears, of sleeping with Fed-ex. It's true. Evidently, Britney believes that Mama Spears is banging her damaged goods. I hope it is NOT true and only a figure of Britney's hallucinations.
Speaking of Britney's hallucinations, the "Toxic" singer has been spotted around Los Angeles constantly sucking on a lollipop. Those loaded lollipops are evidently laced with morphine keeping a smile on Britney's fucked-up face.
Also this week...
- Britney was busted buying a ton of candles at a 'mom-n-pops' drug store.
- She was running around with her former best friend/ assistant Alli Sims who was also served papers by K-Fed in the middle of the night evidently accusing her of being an "enabler."
- Spears was also spotted buying a few new wigs (luckily for us!)
Congrats to Britney for being our first ever Hot Mess of the Week! Let's see if she can do it again next week!
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