Breaking News: Judge calls Britney Spears drug abuser
If Britney Spears wants to keep her kids, she's going to have to shape up or give up!
A judge ordered Spears to undergo random drug testing and hire a parenting coach to help the pop singer raise her children with ex-husband Kevin Federline after the judge called her out on her drug problem.
"Based on the evidence presented, the court finds that there is habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by the petitioner," who is Spears, Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon wrote in his ruling.
Both Britney and K-Fed have to complete a "parenting without conflict" program as per judges orders. He also said each must refrain from making derogatory remarks about the other.
"Each party is restrained from making derogatory remarks about the other party and the other party's family or significant other..."
This seems only fair. I hope they put these two on the quick track to parenting, because they obviously need all the help they can get.
Does this confirm that the lollipops are loaded?