Could this be Britney Spear's new management team?
After Sunday's train wreck performance on MTV Video Music Awards, Britney Spears apparently needs all the help she can get! I never EVER thought she would get any management offers based on her recent behavior, but three high profile music moguls have extended an offer to help Britney get back on track.
The American Idol judges- Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell think they can whip Britney back into shape.
“We’ve decided that we’re all going to collectively manage Britney,” Simon Cowell said at a press conference earlier this week.
“I never count her out,” the always-positive Paula Abdul said.
As for the Idol judges' strategy...
“We’re going to manage Britney, take her career over,” Randy Jackson added.
“Keep her away from the stupid friends, buy her some underwear,” Simon explained.
No word yet on whether or not Britney is considering the offer. This could be the best thing that has happened to the pop tart since she got her marriage to Jason Alexander anulled.
Comments
Considering that Britney sold nearly 10 times the records of any past Idol, I'm not so sure they'd be able to help her. Every star loses their popularity. It's not like this is new.
Posted by: Amy | September 15, 2007 6:41 PM
That would be even worse...
Posted by: Anonymous | September 16, 2007 2:05 AM
Simon is one old man wth lots of creazy sense of humor.
Posted by: Taz | September 16, 2007 2:05 PM