London gays to erect Kylie Minogue statue
The London gays love Kylie Minogue so much that they plan to put a statue up in her honor.
Kylie's enthusiastic British fans petitioned for approval to make Minogue the first of six statutes erected to commemorate gay icons in the U.K.
“The Eros statue should be in Old Compton Street, not Piccadilly Circus. But we’re having our very own little goddess of love, in the form of Kylie,” an insider into the project said.
“There are plans for a similar Kylie statue on Canal Street in Manchester. But London will be Britain’s first city to be blessed with her bronzed buttocks," the insider added.
“We don’t want her bottom to be worn to a nubbin from daily rubbings from the superstitious and deviant, so we want her most famous area to be out of reach.”
No work on who will get the other 5 statues built in their honor.
Kylie Minogue's new album X is scheduled to be released on November 26th.