Tom Cruise can't even get Spice Girls tickets!
Spice Girls tickets are so hard to get that Tom Cruise can't even squeeze his A-list ass into a show.
Evidently Tom wants to see the Spice Girls like nothing else (but then again what homo doesn't?).
Cruise even called up his "wife's" buddy Victoria Beckham to ask if she can get him into a concert along the tour, but it ain't happening.
"You know what, I phoned Victoria but she said, 'I'm sorry we're sold out,'" Hollyscoop is reporting Tom as saying.
This is going to be one hot tour people!
Britney better watch out, y'all!