Authorities have revealed the craziness they found when called to rescue Jayden James and Sean Preston from their mother, Britney Spears.

Britney was found locked in the bedroom with Jayden James in tow wearing nothing but panties. She later put on a see-through night gown and when cops covered her with a sweater Spears yelled, "I don't need your f***ing help."

"What the f*** are you doing in my house? I know who you are," Britney screamed at cops.

"I don't need your f***ing help."

Authorities say Spears was all over the place emotionally. They said she bitched, cried, then laughed.

"You will do as I say," Brit-Brit told cops.

"Don't cover me up. I'm f***ing hot."

Britney's assistant and nanny told cops she had been popping pills all day long, then Spears demanded "Get me my vitamins!" Cops assume she was referring to the Prozac beside the bed.

Britney is due in court on Monday. We'll have full coverage.