Controversial Drag Queen Shealita Babay on "Conservative Victory 2010"
SUNDAY TUESDAY GOSPEL WITH SHEALITA BABAY
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[Editor's note: Shealita's gospel is normally run on Wednesday, but it was bumped this week due to Glammy coverage on Sunday night. I'm sure she loves that!]

This week has been another ferocious step toward what Sean Hannity, of Fox News fame, calls “Conservative Victory 2010”. The sanctity of marriage has been saved once again, this time in the great state of New York. This isn’t the first state to be saved from the evil grasps of homosexuality, but its one of the best examples of true Americans. New York is the center of the universe, and the world realizes that the faggots don’t run this universe. Children we must rejoice in this victory for it is the reality check that these homos need.
It’s not okay to be gay! Now is the time for the rise of Conservative party and take back what is ours, and turn this back into the Christian Nation we once were! We will no longer stand on the sideline and let some Faggot tell us what we must do with our lives, just cause they think they know what’s best for our country’s future! I am not a second-class citizen; I’m a God Damn White Lady!
It really bothers me that these homosexuals are pushing so hard to indoctrinate our children that this lifestyle choice is natural. I think it’s awful to take a child when they are so young and naïve and pump their heads with such fairy tales and lies that are so obviously made up and far fetched. Which is why I am 100% against having homosexuals teaching our children. They say they are just teaching them acceptance and tolerance, I say they are teaching these kids easier ways to catch AIDS! The idea of two men//women getting married didn’t just make me vomit, but it puzzled me on why they would want to get married, adopt children, and “play family”. Then I realized that those soulless faggots only want to be able to abduct our children out of the foster homes and molest them! I haven’t looked into to it but I’m planning on going to the library, when I’m not busy celebrating happy hour at noon and looking up on foxnews.blog and other reliable 100% accurate information gathering websites to probe this thinkering. It just makes sense that they want to be able to own their our sex slave, and what a better way they to take some poor unwanted minority sitting around in a foster home. I swear they should just put them down after 2 weeks of not being picked up. Talk about picking up the bill! We feed and clothe these little bastards out of wedlock and for what!? For Adam and Steve to get a cheap fashion accessory? If I see one more pair of fags pushing a stroller with a little Asian girl in it, I’m going to give them a fence to wear. Lets see them try and make crucifixion on a fence Fashionable!
We just need to pray for the safety of these politicians that did vote against this bill. These faggots have the nerve to actually print their names and contact information to their liberal extremist friends! How dare they?! That’s unethical. Speaking of publishing politicians contact info, I must update my Rolodex of the politicians who are now pro-choice and pro socialist health care! Not on my watch will these fag enabler socialist politicians get away with taking my tax dollars and using them for their death panels and to fuel their baby killing machines!...Speaking of soulless baby killing machines, Meredith Baxter, the mother on Family Ties, came out as a lesbian this week on Today. I was going to file this piece of information under the “Who gives a fuck folder”, and then it hit me! Michael J Fox was on that show as well, and he played her son. So I put the dots together and realized that God had struck down Michael J Fox with Parkinson’s disease because he had a gay mother! And this is why gays should not be allowed to have children; God will smite them!
Vote the Kenyan Muslim out! Palin 2012!!!
Shealita Babay
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Posted by: john | December 8, 2009 05:00 PM
Shealita,
First off, congratulations on landing the "1 Tip of a Fat Belly" modeling gig. While I think they could've hired someone to do a better drawing of you, I'm sure there was little money left in the budget after paying for your daily alum douches.
As for the content of your column, your intelligent observations are only exceeded by the number of spaces after the periods of your sentences.
Hugs,
Amber LeMay
Motherfounder, House of LeMay
Beaver Pond, Vermont
Posted by: Amber LeMay | December 8, 2009 10:44 PM
I LOVE SHEALITA'S ARTICLE.IT MAKES ME SO HORNY!!!! I'M PRINTING OUT THIS ARTICLE AND I'M GOING TO SHOVE IT UP MY GAT BUTTHOLE! OOOH YEAH!!!
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