GOSPEL BY SHEALITA [SATIRE]

By Shealita Babay

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I have missed you ever so much. I want to take this time to thank every one of you out there who love, adore and worship me. I want to thank you for the love and support you have all given me while I was wrongfully imprisoned by those Damn Dirty Apes!

You see, me and a few of my Red Hat Auxiliary Church friends decided to go down to Haiti and take a few children off their hands, ya know to lighten the burden, but apparently they cherish them as much as they do their bananas! How dare they tell me that its illegal to abduct a child who isn’t even a good God-loving American citizen!?

I’m a White Woman, I have the ultimate golden ticket to do and say whatever the heck I wanna say. That Golden Ticket just happens to be this pure white alabaster porcelain skin, given to me by King Jesus.

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SISTER SHEALITA'S GOSPEL

By Shealita Babay

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I love Religion with all my heart.

Praising the Lord is the most beautiful and tranquil path of life, a path that more people ought be following. To me, religion is logical and it bestows upon us the most accurate depiction of what is good and what is evil. It is a Life how-to-guide and educates us (moral people) on praising our lord, King Jesus, in the most righteous and culturally embracing ways.

Hallelujah!

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SISTER SHEALITA'S GOSPEL

By Shealita Babay

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You sexual deviants need to wake up and smell the wrath of God! The way in which this momentous week has unfolded has brought happiness to my heart, overflowing with the Holy Spirit, as well as to my liver, overflowing with just about every alcoholic substance known to mankind... a week that will be glorified forever as the week the Lord struck back the Unholy Forces undeniably undermining Christianity and destroying the fabric of goodwill in our world.

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SUNDAY GOSPEL WITH SHEALITA BABAY

By Shealita Babay

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Friends, there are a plethora of things in this world that make us all a little "uncomfortable" at times. For some it may be black people, Jews, and midgets. For others, it may be unwed mothers, homosexual couples, and/or the cast of The Jersey Shore. To each, his or her own. Mine, however, is almost unspeakable; the words should not even be spoken without a crowbar in your hand dripping with the blood of a faggot, but I will rise above this fact for the sake of this article.

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SUNDAY GOSPEL WITH SHEALITA BABAY

By Shealita Babay

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My fellow God-fearing Americans, we are under attack! I don’t mean by those filthy camel jockey sand sucking wrong God praising Muslims, and I’m not talking about those land stealing Jew terrorists. I’m speaking of the homosexuals and their armies of Liberal Left extremist devil worshippers. Our rights are being taken away one by one everyday. The taxes from these godless democrats are going through the roof. But there is some good news coming out of this week, that fag enabler Brittany Murphy was found dead after her insatiable hunger for pharmy drugs finally became slate. Also a terrorist bomber was stopped by the good guidance of Baby Jesus. This week was looking up, until I was visually held down and raped.

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SUNDAY GOSPEL WITH SHEALITA BABAY

By Shealita Babay

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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year, and no I’m not talking about Aids Day.

It’s Christmas! It’s that special time of the year where we gather with our families, drink eggnog, give gifts, and celebrate the birth of our Lord.

One of my personal favorite parts of this holiday is going to neighboring Jew villages and singing Christmas Carols in German, though nothing beats giving gifts to the less fortunate during this lovely time; like the blacks.

My gift to you homos this Christmas is going to be my Holiday Ask Shealita: Advice Column. I knowww I knowww, you’re probably saying “but Shealita, All I want for Christmas is my T-Cells Back” well I can’t perform miracles, even though AIDS is a Miracle from the Lord Almighty.

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SUNDAY GOSPEL WITH SHEALITA BABAY

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SUNDAY TUESDAY GOSPEL WITH SHEALITA BABAY

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[Editor's note: Shealita's gospel is normally run on Wednesday, but it was bumped this week due to Glammy coverage on Sunday night.   I'm sure she loves that!]

This week has been another ferocious step toward what Sean Hannity, of Fox News fame, calls “Conservative Victory 2010”. The sanctity of marriage has been saved once again, this time in the great state of New York. This isn’t the first state to be saved from the evil grasps of homosexuality, but its one of the best examples of true Americans. New York is the center of the universe, and the world realizes that the faggots don’t run this universe. Children we must rejoice in this victory for it is the reality check that these homos need.

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SUNDAY GOSPEL WITH SHEALITA BABAY

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What happened to the good ole glory days of America?

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SUNDAY GOSPEL WITH SHEALITA BABAY

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Children, I wanted this Sunday's sermon to be a bit of a blast from the past for me as well as some of the people reading this highly informative column that shows the innards of the Extreme Left Liberal Faggotry of America.

It’s a little segment I like to call Ask Shealita, its where I ask the Average American (all walks of life, color, and belief) to send me their comments, or questions they’d like me to answer in a way a good Christian would respond to.

I’m planning on doing a regular Ask Shealita every last Sunday of the Month, send your questions to you can also use this email to send me your hate mail if you find what I have to say so offends you. Whether it be about your lack of T-Cells or the mere fact you’re a disgusting feces eating faggot.

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[Photo by Eric Halliwell, ]

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SUNDAY GOSPEL WITH SHEALITA BABAY

By Shealita Babay

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Hello everybody. My name is Shealita Babay and I am appalled with this country.

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SUNDAY GOSPEL WITH SHEALITA BABAY

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Hello my name is Shealita Babay, and I am an American. I remember a time in my life when saying “I am an American.” meant something. I remember when this great country used to be the hot shit on the block that no one fucked with. We used to have reliable cars and have goods to export out. Now the Ching Chong China Man rules the land of auto-industry and the only goods America exports is Obesity and Autism. I know I am not alone when I go to the local market looking to purchase some wares and become enraged to see that the said item I wanted is made in Portugal or Mexico city. What the hell happened to this great country?!   

We have taken God out of America is what happened to this country. Our core values and beliefs are all different now. Once we took the 10 commandments off the walls in a courtroom that’s when hell broke loose throughout the land. Women were raped, babies were ripped out of uteruses an stomped on the ground by Lesbians, villages were burned to the ground, Evolution was the new way of thinking and the ACLU slaughtered the Christians by the masses. We as a Christian nation need to rise up and over throw these fag laws, and build this country back up to its glory days! The nerve of this country to tell me that I must respect a homosexual and his “right” to pound another man in the anus is ridiculous! John Wayne didn’t take it on the chin like this, and neither will I anymore.

The nerve of this country telling me what I have to believe in and tolerate. You have no right to tell me how to think, so Liberal Fag American you can suck my taint. I am sick and tired of hearing about some Jew crying over their local school celebrating Christmas. If you Jews didn’t kill Jesus in the first place we wouldn’t be having this discussion, so why don’t you just go back to Aushwitz and make some lampshades!  As for you Abortion loving Lesbians, I hope ur coat hanger hits an artery and you bleed to death. I am pro-life we must protect all life in the uterus and also it aint abortion if my daughter trips on my foot down the stairs after she comes home thinkin she can tell me she’s marrying a black man and going to birth me a colored baby can u imagine the scourge I will have to endure at church, all them eyes on me while I walk to my pew with them just thinking “Oh there goes the grandmother with the black grandchild” Can you believe the nerve of that girl coming into my house and trying to tell me whats what?! Not in my house.

With Love,
Shealita Babay

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